Frank Is Alive!

Kidding.

He’s not.

Frank died.

Four times in my fiction serial in Talk Vomit.

With four new fantastic drawings from Nikita.

Check them out:

Why Frank Chose His Family Over an Eternal Orgy

*Based on my idea of Hell

Frank died. His feet went first. Falling. He was falling down, down, down, and stopped right in the middle of a wild orgy. There were couches, cushions, and beanbag chairs all over a mirrored floor. People were all over each other — young, old, fat, fit, wild-haired and crazy-eyed, they were falling from one spot to another, into one another, drooling and sweating.

Read the rest HERE

When Frank Went for a Walk in the Wood

*Based on Dante’s Divine Comedy

Frank died. He stood up out of the cold dirt. It was dark. He felt around himself and placed his hand on something knobby. A tree. He held it there, waiting for his eyes to adjust. His hand slipped. Something broke. A scream cracked the dark air. Frank leaped away. The scream became a moan. The moan became sobs. Then, silence. “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

Read the rest HERE

Why Frank Went Looking for a Towel

*Some What Happened wWhen Frank Died horror!

Frank died. The table was set. His son sat across, a blue-eyed, sandy-haired boy of four. He looked up from his chicken. His wife, Sara, sat to Frank’s left. Frank smiled; she was wearing a blue dress. “Can you pass the potatoes?” Frank asked across the table. “Why did you let them take me?” the boy asked. Frank pointed to the potatoes. Then stopped. He looked at the boy again. The boy’s face was slack.

Read the rest HERE

Why Frank Ate Brains for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner

*ZOMBIE FRANK!

Frank died. Years passed. The end times got around to themselves. A hand burst out of the ground. It was Frank’s hand. He groaned. He emerged from the grave, rife with dirt and maggots. He wanted to brush himself off but only walked. He walked slowly. It gave him time to think. His first thought in many years was, “Buildings. Tall.” And they were.

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If you are new to the Frank series and want to see where you can read them all, you can find a full list HERE in Talk Vomit.

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