The Secret of the Selfie Stick


N and I moved to a new place. It is a palace. The ceilings are tall. Tall enough for Stalin to tsk at. There is a park nearby; a garden, really.

We walk past a man picking something out of the nose of his sleeping girlfriend. There are fountains, big ones. The water is clear through to the chessboard looking seabed. It reminds me of Alice and Wonderland.

We find a bench clean of nose-pickers. N sighs.

“What’s up?” I ask.

He shrugs. “You know those days where music doesn’t sound a bit like music? Even songs–loved ones–they just sound like, like…”

I wait. Finally, “like?”

He screws up his face a bit. “Bird shit,” he decides.

“Bird shit?”

“Yeah, bird shit.”


“You know?”

“I guess.” I frown. “You just seemed on your way to something a bit more–um–profound.”

“Yeah,” he sighs. “It’s just one of those days.” He glares at a young girl snapping a selfie beside the fountain. Beside me, I hear a sound, like a sob. I turn. A statue looks back at me, placid.

I take out my cigarettes and hold the pack out to N.

“Quitting, remember?”

“Ah, right,” I say, lighting one for me. He holds out his hand, I pass it over. We watch as another woman, younger, a young-woman, stops. She pulls out her iPhone. The first selfie is rubbish, apparently. She takes a few more.

I hear the sound again. This time it doesn’t stop. I turn. The statue is openly weeping.

“Why?” it whines. It is grinding it’s teeth, sand dusting onto its bottom lip.

I wave my hand in front of the statue’s face. It is a woman. One breast is out.

“Hey? You alright?” I ask. The statue looks at me.

“Why do they do it?” she wails.

I frown, looking behind me for the culprit. Two twelve year olds are taking a dual selfie in front of a bush of purple flowers. I look back to the statue. It is almost inconsolable.

“Sh-sh,” I try. N, still smoking, has a confused look.

“What is wrong?” he asks the statue.

“Everyone has lost hope! How could they do it to themselves!” the statue groans. I look to N. He shrugs.

“What?” I ask the statue.

“There!” the statue cries, motioning with her eyebrows, arm-less.

I look. A man now has stopped in front of the fountain. He has a selfie-stick. He gets the shot he wants, he plods off. Both N and I turn back to the statue, N holding my cigarette next to his lips.

“They are just taking pictures?” I say.

“I know!” the statue says, “why would they give up their souls! Has the world become so hopeless?”

I shake my head. “What are you talking about!” I demand.

The statue’s blank eyes go wide. “You don’t know?”

“Know what?” I growl, getting annoyed.

The statue looks horrified. “Taking your own picture destroys a bit of your soul! Piece by piece it fades away! Surely, you must know!”

Both N and I stay silent, waiting for the punch-line. The Statue’s mouth falls open. She cries out, “THEY DON’T KNOW!”

“What!” a voice calls from the other side of the fountain. I look over. A male statue is frowning at us.

“THEY DON’T KNOW!” our statue cries. The statue across gasps. We can hear it from where we sit.

“Oh dear God!” it cries. A girl, who can’t be more than twelve, passes. She looks up at the statue.

“Look, Mom! A talking statue!” she calls. She pulls out her phone and snaps a picture of her, her mother, and the weeping stone man.

“No! You poor child! Stop!”

The mom frowns at the phone. “Take another one,” she says, fixing her hair. As she does, both statues are crying out in protest, it hurts the ears.

“Geez,” says N, snubbing out the cigarette. “Wanna get out of here?”

I nod, holding my ears. When we get back to the path we notice that all the garden statues have heard the news. They are passing it on through the park.

“They don’t know!”

“They don’t know!”

“They don’t know!”


Author: Flash-365

Author Benjamin Davis and artist Nikita Klimov created one story and one picture each day for one year. In May 2018 they published their first book, The King of FU

30 thoughts

  1. Again a wonderful, deep, dark, gray story, bravo! With the soul / photos I know from a vague memory of a backpacking holiday through Venezuela …. the public bus driver (a rastafari) made a full braking, because a man made a photo of him. He acted up, but I think it was about being photographed over the mirror.

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      1. hahaha, it seems, that I´m always a little bit obtused. But never the less, I already recognized, that your storys have alwys different aspects. By reading them some days later with some note from you und some experienced reader…thank you Peg Stueber-Temp and Tea and pennygadd51…: )….I can also regognize the ambiguity of your stories. Ever worth to read twice.

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      2. I’m glad that is something you’ve found. Often there are multiple different ideas in my head when I am writing a story so they often come out in different ways. It is not any sort of calculated cleverness. I simply try to write how I perceive something but often I’m not quite sure what I feel or what I am thinking. That’s kind of why I write sometimes, to figure things out.

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    1. That is interesting. This perspective of the statues I didn´t consider yet . They are also be shown on the Selfie. I hope I understood this correctly?

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      1. Yes, they are. But, the idea is that the statues don’t have souls. Or are souls that have moved on and are watching what they perceive to be a society of people who are intent of destroying their own souls. They thought that everyone just lost hope and were essentially committing soul-suicide.

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      1. Hahaaaa, this is very profound and beautiful! But I would never have regognized the role of the statues. Unless the statues also have a role in other stories and become more tangible there. But I’m very slow in reading, because I do not have the time. But your stories are all interconnected, it seems to be a big whole. Unfortunately I do not know in which order I should read for understanding the conditions for the next part. This is like a Sudoku, where there is no obvious starting point. Try and error, and good memorizing! And most of all patience!


    1. I just wanted to ask, if you are one of the statues…; )….well my mom would have said: “Humanity is becoming increasingly more stupid”…Which is somewhat simplified, but mostly true. The more “selfies” are shot, the higher the “need for recognition”, and the less is their “feeling of self-worth”. I could imagine this.

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  2. Yes, my mum is a likable woman, who always says what she thinks.
    Of philosophy I have no idea, but never too late to learn and google … this is very interesting, what Heidegger writes. A one-sided focus on the technique and the rest is lost. Sad but true.


  3. Well but you have at least to think about it, before you can recognize this. But I think only people think about this, who have still a memory of a time without mobiles. The next generation will never think about something like this…

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